| Pehlay hath mein pakro!
.. ... Phir thook lagao? .. ... Phir Seedha karo? ? .. ... Phir andar ghussao??? .. ... Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. ;-) |
| One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum. girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya? Boy-agar mere baap ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti. |
| Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc: Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !! |
| Pehlay kiss karo...phir bister per laitao...phir dono tangein uper kar k....thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho...ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska pamper change kerdo...... |
| A person asked a SARDAR, "Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?" Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa mere nokrani pregnent ho gae Person : Woh kaise? sardar JE : Merey betay nay meray condom main sorakh kar dia tha!! |
| Malomati sawal?
Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz kat do to kya banta hai?drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum la layna!! |
| Train ki patri pay mat betho. Train aaye gi aur gand phat jaye gi. Abhi to haath say gaand dhotay ho phir haath say gand dho betho gay. |
| It is said that inzamam don't understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really w |
| It is said that inzamam don't understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really w |