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| Aap Ne Mujhe Dekha Phir Aap Mere Peeche Aaye Aate gaye Phir Phir Phir Phir Phir kya Mujhe Athanni dayni hee padi. |
| Girl: Do You Love Me? Boy: Yes Dear. Girl: Would You Die For Me? Boy: No, Mine Is Undying Love |
| Yaar kal 125 LOGON ko bewakoof banaya. Na yaar kaise? . . . Niche deakho. . . . . . BUS AESE hi banbya ab 126 ho gay hain. |
| Bank Mei 1 Achi Job Hai Only 4u Salary:25000 Pr Month Kaam Srf Ye Hai K Sara Din Cashier K Samne Zuban Nikal Kr Bethna Hai Wo Angootha Lga Kr Note Ginega :-) |
| What wil a pathan say when he wil be asked . . Rose petal na hota tu kia hota . . . Simple yar . . . . . Kocha "HANKIES" hota ;-> |
| Aaj Mere Mobile Ka Birthday Hai. Aap Chahe To Gift Samajkar Isme 101 Rs. Ka Balance Dalwa Sakte Ho... |
| Chehre K Liye Mausami Ka Juice Sehat K Liye Apple Ka Juice Rang Nikharne K Liye Anaar Ka Juice Khush Rehne Ke Liye Sms Kar Kanjus |