Funny Hindi SMS
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.”
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.
A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
All men are equal before fish.
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
Be obscure clearly.
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I’m afraid it did.
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man’s, I mean.
California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange.
Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.
Don’t forget Mother’s Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad’s Third Wife Day.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
Every man’s dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
Experience is what you have after you’ve forgotten her name.
Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
Friendship SMS
1 Advice Take Care
1 Request Dont Change
1 Wish Dont Forget Me
1 Lie I Hate U
1 Truth I Miss U
1 Hope We Will Always Be
“GOOD FRIENDS”
~ Best Friend SMS Text Message
1 day my brain asked me”why r u sending msgs 2 tht person who is not msgn u?”but my little heart said 2 brain”u need msg i need friend.”
~ Best Friend SMS Text Message
1 is one and two is 2
I 4 you , you 4 me
When i go you come with me,
Its mean our friendship is very fancy.
~ Best Friend SMS Text Message
1 sec, 1 min, 1 hr, 1 day, 1 week, 1 month,
1 year, No matter how long we don’t see each other,
U will be in my heart forever as my Sweet Friend!
~ Best Friend SMS Text Message
1+1 = 2 my 2 eyes looking at U, 3+2 = 5 sense missing U,4+3 = 7days thinking of U, 5+7 = 12 months dreaming abt Ubut 99+1 = 100 years i need a sweet friend like U
~ Best Friend SMS Text Message
1000 reasen to make friends
One reasen to make enemy
Don’t give chance to ur friend to make enemy
~ Best Friend SMS Text Message
10-Fingers 09-Planets 08-Sides 07-Wonders 06-Sense 05-Pandavas 04-Seasons 03-Choices 02-Genders 01-Wonderful Friend ***U***
~ Best Friend SMS Text Message
23 FRIENDSHIP TEST : CALL IF YOU LOVE ME, MISSED CALL IF U R A TRUE FRIEND, TEXT BACK IF U CARE, TEXT A JOKE IF U LIKE ME, JUST IGNORE IF U HATE ME. I WILL WAIT…
24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day! 7sweet days make 1 sweet week! 4sweet weeks make 1 sweet month! But 1 sweet friend like ‘U’ Make my whole life sweet.Good Morning.
2day is CHOCOLATE Day!Dairymilk 4 luv
Kitkat 4 best friend
Polo 4 hate
Mentos 4 Cool person
Crackles 4 Nauty person
5star 4 Cute persn
What do u select 4 ME?
3 ways to break up with your girl friend:
1-Pay only for ur dinner n movie tkt
2- Pay more attention to her best friend
3-Or lastly, introduce her to “ME~ Best Friend SMS Text Message
2friends…see and saw.one day see saw sea and saw didnot see sea.see saw sea and jumped in sea,saw didnot saw sea but also jumped into sea.see saw saw in sea and saw saw see in sea.see saw both saw sea and both saw and see were happy in see.
4 roses just for you,bcoz u r special person.
1st rose for frdship,
2nd rose for good luck,
3rd rose for happiness,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Aur last kaan ke upper lagana mast lagega
50 years from now, I’d be so old I might forget u. I might not remember ever knowing u, or might forget I once cared for u. I might.. But I won’t.
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
A best friend is a sister that destiny forgot to give you.
A best friend is like a 4-leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.
A best friend is someone who will be there for you even if they live halfway across the country. I love you Ashley.
A best friend is someone you can tell your hopes and dreams and know they wont laugh
A best friend shares the good times and help you out by listening during the bad times.
A best friend will be with you till the end.
A best friend will talk to you, cheer you up when you are blue.
A best friend will make you laugh when you cry
A best friend will never ever lie.
A best friend will be caring,
A best friend’s love will be unerring.
A best friend will let you tag along,
A bestfriend is someone who knows what you deeply feel and sees the inner you! Its someone who felts the way you do, and never run out over you nomatter what! And someone who knows you can always count on!!!!
A boyfriend stabs you in the heart, a stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, but best friends don’t carry knives.
A brother is not always a friend,but a friend is always a brother.
A circle is round it has no end, that’s how long I want to be your friend!
A daily thought…A silent tear…
A Constant wish that u r near…
Words are few but thoughts r deep…
Memories of our frenship i’ll always keep!!
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams…
A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
A faithful friend is a strong defense: and he that hath found such an one hath found a treasure.
A faithful friend is worth more than all the gold in the world.
A five star sms for a dairy milk person from an eclairs friend for a melody person at a kitkat time on a munch day in a perk mood to say happy chocolate day.
A freind is someone who can look at you with the biggest smile on your face and still tell something is wrong.
A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should.
A friend can tell you things you don’t want to tell yourself.
A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.
A friend gives hope when life is low, A friend is a place you’ve no where to go,A friend is honest,friend is true, A friend is percious, A friend is you.!!!
A Friend is : 1% Funny , 2% Sweet , 3% Caring , 4% Loving , and ………………. 90% Smart
& good looking . That’s y U r My FRIEND …. !!!! Have a nice day n Keep smiling
A friend is a gift one give oneself.
A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him I may think aloud. I am arrived at last in the presence of a man so real and equal, that I may drop even those undermost garments of dissimulation, courtesy, and second thought, which men never put off, and may deal with him with the simplicity and wholeness with which one chemical atom meets another.
A friend is a present you give yourself.
A Friend Is A Sweet Gift
An Emotional Lift
A Heart Healer
A Mood Chiller
A Gem So Rare
An Answered Prayer
A Happy Mate
In
1 Word Its YOU
My Dear
A friend is always welcome … Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance … When it concerns real friendship
A friend is like a “PILLOW”,u can hug it when u r in trouble,u can cry on
It when u r in pain,u can embrace it when u r happy…!Always remember I can b ur PILLOW
A friend is like a \”ring\”,always close to your hand but as you get \”careless\” it slips out of your finger…..so dont even let your true friend slip out of your life.
A friend is like a book that has to be read to appreciate its beauty. As such, you’re one of the finest books ever written. How I wish you could be reprinted!
A friend is like a flower a rose to be exact,
Or maybe like a brand new gate
That never comes unlatched.
A friend is like an owl,
Both beautiful and wise.
Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,whose spirit never dies.
A friend is like a heart that goes strong until the end.
Where would we be in this world
If we didn’t have a friend
A friend is never a coincidence in your life,
They are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter, Copyright So, i will treasure the friendship between us
A friend is not a true friend unless he protects his brother in three situations: in his misfortune, in his absense, and at his death.
~ Best Friend SMS Text Message
A friend is one before whom I may think aloud.
~ Best Friend SMS Text Message
A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.
~ Best Friend SMS Text Message
A friend is one who loves u…
Not becouse of what u have…
Not becouse of what you have done..
But
Just Loves you For What “U”r.
~ Best Friend SMS Text Message
A friend is one who sees ur first drop of tear,Catches the second,Stops the third & turns the fourth into a Smile!!!MY FRIEND ALWAYZZZ Keep Smiling
~ Best Friend SMS Text Message
A Friend Is Someone
Who Knows The Song In Ur Heart
And Can Sing It Back To You,
When U Have Forgotten The Words..!!
~ Best Friend SMS Text Message
A friend is someone
Who understands your past,
Believes in your future,
And accepts you just the way you are.
~ Best Friend SMS Text Message
A friend is someone that stands in front of u when theirs a wall between your enemy
~ Best Friend SMS Text Message
A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for
Our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace.
And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place
~ Best Friend SMS Text Message
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
~ Best Friend SMS Text Message
A friend is someone who can sing you the song of your heart when you’ve forgotten it. ~ Best Friend SMS Text Message
A friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be somewhere else.
~ Best Friend SMS Text Message
A friend is someone who knows all about you… And loves you anyway.
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
Birthday SMS
- Wishing u life soft as silkWhite as Milk as honey full of money may all ur dreams comes true and this wish is only 4 uHappy Birthday
- I just saw the time & was wonder that its 18th Feb 2007 today birthday is this ?Then i got that my friend(brother) Ali was born axact 45 years before.Happy Birthday to u Dear.
- Ur Bday is Special dayOne thats just 4 u, A time 4 doing everything U especially like 2 doOn this day thats belong to u, This wish this greeting brings is 4 the joy so deserve and all life’z nicest things! Happy Bitrthday 2 U!
- Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…HAPPY BIRTHDAY My love. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.
Some people like sunday,Some people like monday, However i just like only one day, Its your birthday… Happy Birthday.. - Flying papers, multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
- Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
- Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. …….
- Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, xtra bariya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
- Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. ‘Today is a day of celebration. Why? xx years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses’
- Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…HAPPY BIRTHDAY My love. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.
- May god bless you with every happiness in life and may your allwishes granted by god. happy birthday. (Happy birthday text messages)
- Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; Someone can not live without you, someone cares for you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.
- Baar baar yeh din aaye,
baar baar yeh dil gaaye,
tu jiye hazaro saal,
yehi hai meri aarzoo,
Happy B’day To You !!!” - Cute msg for a cutest Person from cute Friend 4 a cute Reason at a cute Time form a cute Mind in a cute Mood in a cute Style Have a cute “Happy BirthDay” – (By Raj)
- MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE
MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT
BRING LOV N JOY 2 U
HAPPY B’DAY 2 U… - In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem’s friend…couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u…happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star.
- A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA… START UR DAY WITH HER … SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS… MY DEAR - Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that”s simply Great!!! Happy B”Day….
- Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. “Today is a day of celebration. Why? xx years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses”
- A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY - Scientists just found tht the more birthday’s u hav celebrated…the older u hav become…but the more birthday’s u celebrate..the sweeter u become
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Happy b’day 2 u, happy b’day 2 u! u were born in d zoo’ u were born in d zoo’ with d monkeys ‘n donkeys dats luks just like u!
- EVERYTHING IS SPECIAL
EVERYTHING IS LOVELY
THESE ARE THINGS
WISH YOU ON YOUR”BIRTHDAY”
- Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday ……. - Birthdays are 4 fun
Enjoy a sticky bun
I’m glad u r my mate
Hope ur birthdays great. - Little secret tucked away,
saved until your special day,
wishes sent from near & far,
to say how nice u r,
may every small suprise,
combine to make your birhtday really shine! - May u have al da joy ur heart can hold. all the smiles a day can bring. all the blesings a life can unfold. may u have gods best in everything. happy birth day.
- Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes ! - Somebody up there Loves you
Somebody down here cares for you
Happy Birthday!!! - Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday
- I hope that your day is Blessed with happiness and joy Sunshine and friendship Happy Birthday
- Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart.
- Wishing u a day soft as silk…..
white as milk…..
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true….
HAPPY BIRTH DAY - A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday ……. - Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as Long as more Than Devil.
- Hamari to duaa hai, koi gila nahi
Wo gulaab jo aaj tak khila nahi
Aaj ke din aapko wo sab kuch mile
Jo aaj tak kisi ko kabhi mila nahi—— Happy Birth Day——- - Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…
Junam Din Mubarak Ho - MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS SHOWERED ON YOUR HAPPY BIRTHDAY
- Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper happy birthday.
- Plant the seeds of Love in your hearts.
Let them grow into trees of Service and shower the sweet fruit of Ananda.
Share the Ananda with all.
That is the proper way to celebrate the Birthday.? - A birthday is a million moments,
Each holding a promise of fulfillment of ur dreams,
And accomplishments of some special plans.
Wish U a very “Happy Birthday” - Some things r left undone, some words r left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but some ones as nice as you could never be left unwished, happy birth day dear!
- Wishing you all the fun and excitement that only birthdays can bring, Happy Birthday.
- I respect the patience
You always Birthday sms have with me
Especially during the times
When we don’t agree
Thank you so much
For all you do for me
Not a penny I pay
You do it all for free
May your birthday
Bring you happiness galore
Filling you with joy
Like you never had before
Happy Birthday to you
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